it should be my birthday everyday
you would be very old
what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday
my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.
i’m physically and emotionally scared for what Tyra is going to do this cycle i just have a feeling it’s going to be huge (ridiculous and beyond extra) and there is no safe way to prepare.
say those three words and i’m yours
super smash bros
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human