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40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

(via officialwhitegirls)

buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

(Source: beeblejuice, via officialwhitegirls)

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

(via thebeaconofgondor)

bitchesaloud:

tylerchokely:

fuks:

omfg

PLEASE WATCH THIS

(via mozellmemorieszv)

meladoodle:

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

(Source: meladoodle, via crystallized-teardrops)

gorlt:

i’m physically and emotionally scared for what Tyra is going to do this cycle i just have a feeling it’s going to be huge (ridiculous and beyond extra) and there is no safe way to prepare.

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess that answers all the questions I would ask on a first date….

ratchetmessreturns:

I guess that answers all the questions I would ask on a first date….

(via lesbiantrollop)

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

(via thebeaconofgondor)

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

(via askinnyblackman)

diamondpop:

When the driver doesn’t roll up the partition

image

(via dirtylittledamsel)


Bianca Del Rio wallpaper for your phone // best fit for an iPhone5 screen
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Bianca Del Rio wallpaper for your phone // best fit for an iPhone5 screen

Original photo [x]

(Source: pastelpepsi, via fyeahbiancadelrio)